The Husband’s Shoes

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The door shut and in walked the husband with his worn out shoes. The wife turned to him and said, “Its about time you bought a new pair of shoes honey.” “No.” said the husband. “These were the shoes i wore when i met you.” The wife at first giggled but then emphatically yelled, “THAT WAS EIGHT YEARS AGO!” The husband obviously frightened thought about it for a brief moment but then walked away. The next day feeling confident in his loving relationship with his dearest he went ahead and bought a new pair of shoes. That day he walked home with a newfound smile and a new appreciation for love. The door shut and in walked the husband with his shiny new shoes. The wife turned to him and asked, “Its about time you showed up. Where were you?” “Falling in love with the store clerk,” said the husband. – 1/18/06

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